Hastey Rahooo

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….



Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????
Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao

For Listooo


Girl in a party to a man: Excuse me sir kia aap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (KHUSH hoe huye): HAAN haan Zaroor bolo kia?
Girl: Manhoos aadmi apni nazrien.

Also for Listo...


Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai..

For Anni...



Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath baith tha. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, lardke nahin badaltey,,,




Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
..
Girl: Kia?
..
Boy: Acchi film hai na!!
..
Girl: Kuttay k bachay…
..
Boy: Wat!!
..
Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!



Boy1:yar larki ko i love u kahney ki sab se acchi jaga kon c hai?
Boy2:Shah Faisal Masjid
Boy1:Kayoun?
Boy2:Wahan Larkiyoun ne Chappal Nahi Pehni hoti.