SaRdAr'S.....

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…


sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.


teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”


Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.

How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh?

Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.







Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: i will take it from tomorrow, tonight is final.







Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”







A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.







Sardar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Friend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Sardar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!







Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said 'Pass the wine u divine'. Sardar felt 'how poetic' and said 'Pass the custurd you bas tard'.







How sardar professor's speak English!
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit.







While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)



Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!